Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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