at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I love black thongs
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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