He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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