Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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