Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
