Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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