The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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