Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
