and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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