my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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