I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
