he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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