Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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