Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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