Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
All the doctor said was why
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