yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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