Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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