He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
love makes seman taste better
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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