Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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