He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
