I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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