He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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