dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
my liver is dry heaving
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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