I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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