I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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