so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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