let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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