i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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