that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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