my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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