Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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