mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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