haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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