it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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