Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
