You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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