The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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