WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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