Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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