trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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