I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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