I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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