ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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