Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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