I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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