marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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