I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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