Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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