I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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