my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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