ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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