No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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