Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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