: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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