and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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