don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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