Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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