Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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