she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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