So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You were trust falling into bushes
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