Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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