what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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