Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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